FRECUENT ASKED QUESTIONS
Sometimes we have mosquitoes in paradise, so be prepared for these pesky biting creatures and bring some repellent.
Bring plenty of the highest SPF you can find—we mean a lot! (Not that 60’s tanning oil!) Something for after sun or aloe is also recommended.
Sorry, folks, bringing your own liquor is not allowed. That’s why we have our “Bar on the Water” with refreshing cocktails, beer, and more.
We encourage you to spend a few days without a screen in front of you—enjoy the view, live in the moment, read a good book, cool off with a few beers, or work on your social skills.
We love kids, and there are many local children around on the nearby islands. However, the House is simply not a safe place for them.
Right in the heart of glorious Mother Nature. We kindly ask that, as our guest, you help us preserve our little piece of paradise by recycling, conserving water, and more.
Our precious rainwater is limited, so we only shower at night. Like the old days (a Robinson Crusoe feeling), it’s one bucket per person. Just one bucket of water—pour it over yourself. Easy!
We try to operate as much as possible on solar energy in the house, and our watt-hours are precious. Please charge all your devices before coming, and be mindful of energy use as we are.
Eco significa Compostaje, por lo tanto tenemos baños secos (letrinas). Orinar por el agujero #1- tragado por el gran mar Azul. Haz del cuerpo en el agujero #2 y “basea” con una coca de asesinos. Recogejos esta en la Isla Tintipan
Como podrán entender, los pescadores no tienen cuenta bancaria. Entonces por favor traer suficiente Pesos y así nosotros podemos pagarles seria por el fresca comida de mar que esta en tu plato.
A pesar de que generalmente es Caliente durante el día, en las noches puede hacer frío. Por lo tanto te recomendamos traer algo calido junto a tu tanga brasilera y apretados speedos.
Nuestra Casa no es la mansion mas grande en el mundo entonces el espacio es limitado. Te recomendamos que dejes tu Pesaa Louis V. o Tu Mochila en tierra firme y solo trae un máximo de 8 Kilos.